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Song Parodies -> "Nasty Foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Nasty Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Some gross American foods found in cookbooks from the 1950s to 1970s!!!
Nasty foods,
Jello veggies,
Add gelatin to vegatables and then freeze!
Scotch Eggs a must,
Insert eggs into meat with scotch 'n' cook,
No, I'm not kidding, this was in a book!

Nasty foods,
Shrimp roll, please
Shrimp with sauce, mustard, AND garlic, parsley!
Lost my lunch,
Ham/Banana Hollandaise for fools,
Bananas rolled in ham in mustard oven-cooked
So uncool...

Frosted Lime Walnut is worse, but I couldn't fit it in. Mix lime Jell-O with pimento, cottage cheese, celery, and walnuts. Freeze. Then cover with cream cheese and slice into pieces!!!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Kent - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Although I haven't tried any of the foods listed here, my sister has become a vegan which upsets my mom who taught her all of her recipes growing up. Now it's tofu, veggie pies and squares, faux meats, and other things that deserve to go down the garbage disposal. My sister lost a lot of weight though, but not in a healthy way. Her ribs show and her skin is pasty. I'll stick to mom's cooking. Thanks for the education on the other weird things out there.
Jonathan - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
yup, you don't even have to eat another country's cuisine, to eat weird! 455
Sally - April 22, 2017 - Report this comment
My mom grew up in the '50s when gelatin products were all the rage! By my time it was Jello and Tupperware!

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