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Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Exotic Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More weirdness globally...
Exotic foods,
How about some wasp cookies?
Boiled and rolled in dough,
Baked and served up just for you,
Children love them, think they're cool!

Exotic foods,
The Chinese,
Bear Claw stew is aimed to please,
Torture hormone touch,
Claimed aphrodisiac food,
I don't think this would put me in the mood!

Exotic foods,
Live Cobra heart is served raw, blood squeezed
Don't chew as such,
Swallow it whole like they do,
Don't worry, it won't hurt you
... keep hospital number in plain view!

Exotic foods,
Casu Marzu is mainly sheep cheese
Insect larva touch,
Go on, eat that wormy goo,
"Check please!" I think a pizza will do!!!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Jonathan - April 17, 2017 - Report this comment
nasty is only one letter off from being tasty! 455
Rob Arndt - April 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, none of the above sounds "tasty!"

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