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Song Parodies -> "Wacky Foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Wacky Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More food weirdness...
Wacky foods,
Not worth trying,
How 'bout fried milk or chocolate salami?
Ice cream that sucks,
Jalapeno flavored- eew!
No knowing what will show up in your stool!

Wacky foods,
Spam sushi,
Watergate salad? What could that be?*
Weird fried stuff,
Oven-baked fried pickles are not cool,
Meat sundaes with cheese and mashed potatoes too???

None of this stuff makes me drool.
* Watergate salad is a pistachio pudding with chunks of pineapple, marshmallows, and walnuts with added whipped cream. It supposedly originated with a White House sous chef and was stolen from her by Kraft foods!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Dan - April 12, 2017 - Report this comment
I'd like to try the meat sundae!
Jonathan - April 12, 2017 - Report this comment
fried milk? but how? 455
Greg - April 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Brianna Banes - April 13, 2017 - Report this comment
The spam sushi sounds like an interesting combo! I wonder if my Oriental Buffet serves it?

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