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Song Parodies -> "G.I. Joe"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"G.I. Joe"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

One of my all-time favorite toys! Next up may be G.I. Joe Modular Android Space Soldiers (MASS)!
G.I. Joe,
From the '60s,
12" action figures fought Japs and Nazis*
Life- like hair switch,
Had a new grip- Kung Fu!
Even some with eyes that moved!!!

Camouflage new & improved!

G.I. Joe,
Then the '80s,
3.75" were Cobra fighting
Anniversary touch,
Back to 12" a good move,
Comic strip Private Breger led to you**!

First "action figure", so cool, so cool!
* first enemy 12" were Japanese soldier and SS soldier
** G.I. Joe was based on the 1940 comic strip Private Breger. Britain's licensed equivalent was Action Man.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Jonathan - April 07, 2017 - Report this comment
I didn't know that Barney did a tribute song for good ole Joe. but now I DO know! and knowing is half the battle! 455

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