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Song Parodies -> "Future Foods 5"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Future Foods 5"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Even more stuff...
Future foods,
Insect protein,
Mealworms and soldier flies supplementing
Farmed fish lunch,
So much easier to produce,
Also fake fish muscle dipped in bovine goo!
Future foods,
Anti-gravity,
Any shape you want your food to be
GMO rush,
Krill, 150 million tons to consume,
For soups, salads, pizzas... even pet food!
Drained the ocean through abuse,
By 2060 will "Soylent Green" become true?
Insect protein,
Mealworms and soldier flies supplementing
Farmed fish lunch,
So much easier to produce,
Also fake fish muscle dipped in bovine goo!
Future foods,
Anti-gravity,
Any shape you want your food to be
GMO rush,
Krill, 150 million tons to consume,
For soups, salads, pizzas... even pet food!
Drained the ocean through abuse,
By 2060 will "Soylent Green" become true?
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I once took a survivalist weekend in Montana and collected quite a few bugs to eat. Best are grasshoppers and crickets and the worst are slimey things best swallowed whole! The things listed above sound far better by a longshot!
if "Soylent Green" does become a reality, you'd have to wonder... can a bowl feed a cannibal? 455
Indeed, Jonathan .. how would we differentiate between normal people and cannibals? Something to think about
eew... all of this junk sounds gross!
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