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Song Parodies -> "Low Flush Blues"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Low Flush Blues"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by a KOTH episode (Jon might know) about low Flush toilets. But it turns out to be true. On average, they waste more water with multiple flushes and clog pipes easily. Nobody I know has ever owned one.
Low flush blues,
Solid waste is not disappearing
Turds won't budge,
Pipes are getting clogged too,
Gravity toilets are best for use!

Low flush blues,
Only good for pee,
Avg dump is 3 lbs, you see
Hate the backwash,
I-ply TP is also crude,
To unclog, Dawn dish soap I had to use!

San Francisco low flows caused tourist abuse*
* SF mandatory hotel low flow toilets backed up the pipes and caused a foul stench throughout the city where installed

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
what a load! (too much for this toilet, I'm afraid.) 455
Ron - April 04, 2017 - Report this comment
The new high pressure toilets are cool, but loud!

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