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Song Parodies -> "Future Foods 2"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Future Foods 2"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More weird stuff coming our way...
Future foods,
Peanuts for the kids to eat
Chocolate cricket protein pops,
Cloned ham and plant burgers too,
Jellyfish salads and batter- dipped gloop*!

Future drinks,
Fermented coffee,
Non-bitter taste will become trendy
Alt.mammal-milk slush,
Hydrofizz soda something new,
Synthetic water has been approved!

For meat & potato lovers, spells gloom and doom!
Future of coffee Starbucks fumes**
* infused fish protein clumps
** Starbucks is against fermented coffees at this time just as American supermarkets won't carry botanical sodas popular in Europe and in Asia

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Jonathan - March 29, 2017 - Report this comment
I have seen the future! and it is... weird... 455
Rob Arndt - March 29, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, hydrofizz sodas and manufactured water already exist. I've tasted the former from a home machine and those sodas suck! But I guess Coke & Pepsi can make them stronger, reformulate. I think we're going backwards as the first sodas were in packets as a powdered mix that was dropped into a glass of water to make soda water to settle the stomachs of 19th century businessmen!

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