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Song Parodies -> "Future Foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Future Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Jon might get a kick out of this!
Future foods,
Edible algae,
Used as topping or flavoring
Cow stem cell lunch,
Lab grown beef more healthy too,
Welcome to in-vitro foods!

Future foods,
Sonic treats,
Sound to tenderize, flavor, make sweet!
How 'bout mini-livestock?
Insect creations just for you,
Cricket, locust, grasshopper sausage for use!
How many of these will Jon approve???

Botanical Pepsi is coming too!!!
Pepsi has a program called Druid for potential botanical sodas. Pepsi Wildcraft and Grootbeer are being studied.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Patrick - March 28, 2017 - Report this comment
When I was a kid, we all thought we'd be eating pills. In a sense, I guess a lot of people are. Sounds better than insects or Frankenstein burgers. Or worse, Soylent Green.
Jonathan - March 28, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Soylent Green? man, I had that stuff once. it tasted like balls! the heck's it made of, anyway? 455
Rob Arndt - March 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Patrick, I love the movie "Soylent Green!" Can you imagine if they had the riot scoops in major cities or even Ferguson? "Omega Man" with Charlton Heston is equally cool. "There are NO phones ringing!!!"
Rob Arndt - March 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Btw Patrick, the black crude insect protein bars can be seen in the "Snowpiercer" movie.
Bad Dog - March 28, 2017 - Report this comment
^^^ Jonathan, stop licking your balls and look at this:
Rob Arndt - March 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, you didn't comment to me... so did you like the topics? Need your input.
Jonathan - March 29, 2017 - Report this comment
Bad Dog - yeah, thanks mate. my comment was a joke, though. obviously I knew what Soylent Green was, hence the joke about the taste. apparently, joke didn't land, though.
Rob - sorry mate, yes, I enjoyed this and your "Hall & Oates" entry from yesterday, which I also voted and gave 5s to.

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