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Song Parodies -> "I Sprayed You"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"I Sprayed You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by Jonathan, dealing with the world's toughest cockroach- the German cockroach! Blattella Germanica!!! Out of 4000 species of roach, only the German type loves living indoors and can digest about anything. They're even found in bunkers attracted to heat, so they gather in machinery and use plumbing as a highway. They can fly but prefer to run instead. They do not like the outdoors which provides plenty of food for normal roaches like the Asian variety. German roaches will also wait for up to 30 days for any food. They are most likely to survive any apocalypse using NBC weapons. The Bundeswehr has toyed with them as bio weapons for recon and sabotage!
I sprayed you,
Once, twice, three
RAID did absolutely nothing
These roaches won't budge,
They can digest any type of food,
Toothpaste, soap, even glue!!!

I sprayed you,
Repeatedly,
But you're still around apparently
Killing you is tough,
You'd even survive a nuke,
Looking at you makes me wanna puke!!!

Blattella Germanica
I hate you!

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Jonathan - March 27, 2017 - Report this comment
awesome! ...the parody, not cockroaches... just felt I should clarify that. 455
Rob Arndt - March 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Looking forward to your version, Jon :))
Jeff - March 29, 2017 - Report this comment
This really bugged me (bad pun)!

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