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Song Parodies -> "Alien foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Alien foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

From mostly sci-fi movies or TV shows...
Alien foods,
No Gagh please,
Klingon serpent worms are disgusting
Protein bar sludge,
Snowpiercer's insect crushed goo,
Served for the lower class to chew... and spew!

Alien foods,
Dune tasty,
Spice is the stuff the Fremen eat
(3rd Stage Guild Navigator glee)
Alf liked feline stuff,
A cat to munch on as food,
The Tanner family said that was no good!

Drinks too,
Slusho drinking,
In "Cloverfield" and "Star Trek" - Uhura we see
Romulan Ale, Bones,
Only medicinal consumption approved,
A drink that frequently Kirk abused!
In "Star Wars" Bantha Milk is used...

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Jonathan - March 22, 2017 - Report this comment
how do you say 455 in alien?
Rob Arndt - March 22, 2017 - Report this comment
I forgot iguana "chicken" from the Stargate movie!

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