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Song Parodies -> "Marvel Uncool 4"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Marvel Uncool 4"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Some stupid Marvel villains...
Marvel uncool,
So Bloody,
Swiss Hellcow was drained by Dracula, see?
Resurrection nudge,
After Dracula- in pursuit,
Attacked Howard the Duck, that she mistook!
Stake through the heart wasn't so cute*

Marvel uncool,
She's Fiery!
Feel the burn of Asbestos Lady!
A thieving bunch,
Robbed banks as her flamethrower spewed,
Asbestos fibers caused cancer, killed her & crew!


Marvel uncool,
A doggie,
Lockjaw won't let go of clamping
Bulldog won't budge,
In his jaws he's got you,
Far better things that he can chew!
* How did Hellcow travel from Europe to Cleveland???

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Jonathan - March 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Marvel-ous! 455
Rob Arndt - March 20, 2017 - Report this comment
I think Howard the Duck is uncool too... and yet they want a remake! N-o-o-o-o!!!

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