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Song Parodies -> "Spicy Food"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Spicy Food"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Spicy food,
Right through me,
Vindaloo Pork is so nasty
Stomach Ouch!
Pork in red wine, peppers, garlic, curry too,
Bhut Jolokia* will F-ck up you! (Intestinally)

Spicy food,
Carolina Reaper chili,
Made by Puckerbutt Pepper Company**
Packs a punch,
1,569,300 SHUs (Scoville Heat Units),
Jalapeno had nothing on you (8000 SHU)!!!

A-hole on fire, nothing I can do!

[Folks, avoid these dishes at all cost]
* Bhut Jolokia is hottest chili pepper in the world
** Puckerbutt Pepper Company also makes weaponized pepper spray for the military!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan - March 17, 2017 - Report this comment
this is right up my older bro's alley, he LOVES spicy food! ever tried hot sriracha sauce? it's too hot for me, but he puts it on everything! 455
Rob Arndt - March 17, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm having German horseradish right now. Wasabi is cool too.
Jonathan - March 17, 2017 - Report this comment
^ my bro loves Wasabi too! again, it's a little spicy for me, though! guess he got the spicy loving taste buds in the family!

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