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Song Parodies -> "Eat Blue Foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Eat Blue Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

To celebrate Percy Jackson Day!
Eat Blue foods,
Blue Corn and the odd Blue Lobster from the sea*
Blue Potato** munch,
Indigo Milk Cap*** and cheese that is Blue,
Faked Bantha Milk is also good!

Eat Blue foods,
Blue Marble tree****,
Jamun***** high in Vitamins A & C
Easter Blue Peep fun,
Blue chips as junk food,
Grill some Lingcod****** it's good for you!

Hurry now before August 18th...
* 1 in 2 million
** Adirondack potato
*** A mushroom native to N America
**** Native to Australia, fruit
***** Native to Asia, fruit
****** a fish NOT in the cod family!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Kaitlyn - March 06, 2017 - Report this comment
You missed many more: blue cotton candy, blue caramel apples, blue lemonade, blu-blu donuts, blue sea salt ice cream, blue kiwis, the rare blue banana, blue gumballs, blue licorice, blue candy, blue frosted cake, etc... (my daughter helped with about half of these)! But overall, very good :)
Jonathan - March 06, 2017 - Report this comment
^ both of your guys' food suggestions are giving me the blue craving blues! 455
Rob Arndt - March 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! I remember the first blue food I ever ate. It was blue sherbert. Jon, do you remember what yours was?
Kent - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Interesting. Next time I eat at Red Lobster I'm going to have to insist that they serve me a blue lobster. F*ck the free bread!
Glen - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
My local burger joint still around from the '60s makes blueberry shakes! Gotta have one everytime I order a greasy flipped burger and the old squiggly fries.
Jonathan - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Rob - my earliest blue food memory, was blueberries of course! a love which I've carried with me all my life! although, technically they are more of a purple color... for something actually blue, I believe it was blue cotton candy!
Rob Arndt - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Blueberries are more a deep purple but exposed to light seem indigo blue. It's like the sky. As any former SR-71 pilot or new SR-72 pilot (Aurora or ASTRA pilots as well) will tell you that the sky is black. What we see at ground level is light reflecting off what is in the atmosphere to produce different colors like a painting: blues, reds, oranges, etc...

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