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Song Parodies -> "Cryptid- New?"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Cryptid- New?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Raleigh, NC " Sewer Monster" mystery endures...
Cryptid- new?
Sewer blob thing,
Caught on camera of utility
On the walls won't budge,
Throbbing entity made of goo,
No one knows what it will do

... or what's its food!

Cryptid- New?
Worms gathering?
Into one mass to form that "thing?"
Tubiflex with sludge,
Sticks to pipe walls like glue,
No one's going down there to remove

... IT!!!
Although there are several good theories on what the blob masses are, none are confirmed yet. There's also an absence of bugs and rodents where these things are. Worries people. Authorities have stated that the water recycling is not affected by the creature(s)!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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 5   8

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Yikes! - March 03, 2017 - Report this comment
I think the people that complain about what's in the water have a valid concern this time!
Jonathan - March 03, 2017 - Report this comment
throbbing goo living down in the sewers? what is life? a comic book?! 455
Rob Arndt - March 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, this could be DC character!!! A Sewerhero. Sorry, a bad pun...
Jonathan - March 03, 2017 - Report this comment
^ no, a great pun! :)
Jeff - March 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Instead of Superman you could have Sewermass!!!
Rob Arndt - March 05, 2017 - Report this comment
The monster:

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