I knew about their maple syrup fetish and fries with gravy, but my god these people eat horribly. And they complain about American fast food and obesity. Hell, I'd rather eat a Big Mac than Prairie Oysters or Mooseheart anyday! 5's

fried bull... wha...? 455

A diet like that and we Canucks still have single payer, universal health insurance! Who knew it was so easy to understand?

Canada is like a live version of a Krantz Film cartoon. Sad and sloppy, lazy. It has scattered, crappy freeways, it's rail system sucks, it's food ranges from bland to gross (as above), the RCMP have become thugs staging fake attacks to arrest people and reporting Muslim Canadian citizens bound for New York to American authorities. Canadian Football (not soccer) is a joke, and it's national defense in an all-out war with Russia vs America depends on the United States Air Force to defend it's cities from Russian bombers passing overhead on their way to the States. Oh yeah, Canada is also responsible for Apartheid in South Africa. Visiting observers of Canadian Indian Land Reservations liked them so much that they decided to adapt the system to blacks and expand on the idea! And of course they gave the world: Celine Dion, Tom Green, Justin Bieber, Keanu Reeves, Sandra Oh, Corey Haim, and William Shatter, to name just a few duds. William Shatter even has a music album there- Mister Tambourine Man! It's God awful! And besides the maple syrup fetish is the ginger ale fetish. Canadians are also boring, the kind of people who eat alone and don't throw parties. The healthcare isn't as great as they claim either. Try finding a doctor. Expect wait times of 6 months or more for doctor visits and surgeries? Even longer. Drug reimbursement? A joke and new drugs require a 1 year wait time. Housing is overpriced in every major city and you'll pay higher sales taxes for everything. Food costs are higher too and good luck finding a job. Unemployment is 8.1%. Not so rosy a picture, eh? Watch out for all the potholes in their roads and lousy drivers too. America it ain't.