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Song Parodies -> "Marvel Uncool 3"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Marvel Uncool 3"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This time it's The Whizzer (think Marvel version of Flash). Robert Frank bit by a Cobra in Africa and then infused with Mongoose blood achieves super speed and agility. Joins the Defenders and Avengers, marries Miss America... but then dies fighting a female villain named Isbisa who wrecks his wife's pregnancy with radiation creating an energy child named Nuklo! Doesn't make a whole lot of sense...
Marvel uncool,
The Whizzer? Please.
Sounds like a guy who is taking a pee!
Adventurer plunge,
Very poisonous snake got you,
Blood transfusion with a F'ing Mongoose???
Superspeed induced...
Marvel uncool,
Aged retiree,
Married Miss America for a family
Isbisa grudge,
Pregnancy radiation absorbed- screwed,
Nuklo child was eventually cured, but dude
... had a heart attack and died!!!
[A superhero having a heart attack? WTF?]
The Whizzer? Please.
Sounds like a guy who is taking a pee!
Adventurer plunge,
Very poisonous snake got you,
Blood transfusion with a F'ing Mongoose???
Superspeed induced...
Marvel uncool,
Aged retiree,
Married Miss America for a family
Isbisa grudge,
Pregnancy radiation absorbed- screwed,
Nuklo child was eventually cured, but dude
... had a heart attack and died!!!
[A superhero having a heart attack? WTF?]
Note: Quicksilver and Scarlett Witch were children of Whizzer and Miss America before Marvel changed their parents to Magneto and Magda.. and now to Django and Marya Maximoff!!!
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The Whizzer? sounds like me after that water drinking contest! 5s
Gee whiz, this was fun! 5s
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