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Song Parodies -> "Marvel Uncool 3"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Marvel Uncool 3"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This time it's The Whizzer (think Marvel version of Flash). Robert Frank bit by a Cobra in Africa and then infused with Mongoose blood achieves super speed and agility. Joins the Defenders and Avengers, marries Miss America... but then dies fighting a female villain named Isbisa who wrecks his wife's pregnancy with radiation creating an energy child named Nuklo! Doesn't make a whole lot of sense...
Marvel uncool,
The Whizzer? Please.
Sounds like a guy who is taking a pee!
Adventurer plunge,
Very poisonous snake got you,
Blood transfusion with a F'ing Mongoose???

Superspeed induced...

Marvel uncool,
Aged retiree,
Married Miss America for a family
Isbisa grudge,
Pregnancy radiation absorbed- screwed,
Nuklo child was eventually cured, but dude

... had a heart attack and died!!!

[A superhero having a heart attack? WTF?]
Note: Quicksilver and Scarlett Witch were children of Whizzer and Miss America before Marvel changed their parents to Magneto and Magda.. and now to Django and Marya Maximoff!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
The Whizzer? sounds like me after that water drinking contest! 5s
Jeff - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Gee whiz, this was fun! 5s
Rob Arndt - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!

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