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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Blue"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"I Hate Blue"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Got this from a friend's child that doesn't use blue crayons for characters!
I hate blue,
It's creepy,
In the movies, on TV
Genies to Smurfs,
Na'vi, Mystique, Cookie Monster too
Isn't there another color they could choose?
I hate blue,
Feel queasy,
Beast, Dr. Manhattan, and Mr. Freeze!
I share no love,
Of creatures that are blue
Hulk and green Martians I DO approve!
It's creepy,
In the movies, on TV
Genies to Smurfs,
Na'vi, Mystique, Cookie Monster too
Isn't there another color they could choose?
I hate blue,
Feel queasy,
Beast, Dr. Manhattan, and Mr. Freeze!
I share no love,
Of creatures that are blue
Hulk and green Martians I DO approve!
Security Code is 4QT. How appropriate!
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who doesn't like blue?! I mean navy blue I could understand because that's a Denver Bronco color but a nice kobalt blue/royal blue always looks nice (even if royal blue was the Broncos' old color) 455
Give it back to your friend's child. Do you hate blue skies? Blue is a primary color. Do you want to give up your intellectual interests, like Sesame Street in living color? Don't you make an exception for Prussian Blue?
Jon, Blue Bunny ice cream ;-)
Also Jon, I think you missed my parody last Friday of "15 Ways to Lose That Blubber" based on your earlier parody!
^ no sir I did not I read it and voted on it (three 5's by the way) but due to particularly sluggish internet connection on my end which started on st. patty's thursday and didn't let up until sunday morning (praise the lord am I right?) I wasn't able to comment on anything! nice job on that one too of course! :)
Thanks Jon. Yeah, it was weird not reading your puns for days! I ditched my PC and AOL last year.
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