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Song Parodies -> "Führer Foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Führer Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Führer foods,
No meat eating?
Munching Leberklosse* caught cheating
Ate Nuxo** sludge,
Along with his turtle soup,
Tea? Why yes. Add sugar?
Ja, 7 scoops!

Führer foods,
Chocolate freak,
Bonbons, eclairs, Paris treats
Alcohol, no budge,
Yet this was never quite so true,
Champagne with Eva when in the mood!

Or when watching Marika Roekk***!!!
* Leberkloesse was liver dumplings, his favorite dish until claimed 1937 vegetarian conversation. Various eyewitness accounts by staff and military contradict this. Hitler would on occasion also have sliced ham!
** Nuxo was a Soy-based eating paste for when Hitler was sick and refused barley soup!
*** Marika Roekk was a Hungarian actress and singer featured in many Nazi films. Hitler's favorite star!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 16

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Jonathan - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
köstlich! 455
Rob Arndt - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon... but did Hitler like spices?

Btw, tried a new soda today. Fentimans Dandelion & Burdock soda. A description from their site:

Full-strength infusions of Dandelion leaves and Burdock root, sweetened with pear juice and spiced with a touch of ginger and anise, all intermingle to create the unmistakable aroma and distinctive palate of this traditional English soda.
Mr. Wonderful - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Please stop using Comments for personal exchanges. Although this is Jonathan's thread, the rest of us are not interested in reading your food & drink e-mails.
As for the "parody," who the hell cares what Hitler ate? Get over him already. He's kaput! He ate bonbons, but we get tripe. 1-1-1.
Rob Arndt - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
This is my thread A-HOLE and I'll talk about whatever I want just as the other authors do. As for topics, my choice same as anyone else. At least I use my own name unlike you Mr. Pseudonym coward. Post your author page. I have 3555 parodies. Top that... oh wait, you can't. All you are is a petty commentator.
Mr. Wonderful - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
A-HOLE? I assume that means Arndt-Hole.
Rob Arndt - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Post your author page or shut-up.
Larry Hensley - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Oh well, nothing can top Elvis' taste buds later on. Good
Mr. Wonderful - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
For a brain you have instead a leberklosse. I have the right to anonymity, and that doesn't strip me of the privilege to comment. Believe it or not, I have a substantial author page. I have not turned out assembly line crap like you have. I have written gems. I have written pearls, and I choose not to cast them before swine like you. Clearly, you can't compete with me in a battle of wits. Please stop embarrassing yourself.
Rob Arndt - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Evasion noted. Prove your authorship. All you have proven is that you are a petty commentator and 1-bomber. And my author page has a higher overall rating than yours for the numbers produced. I encounter this same nonsense line of quality over quantity. Well, I have both among my 3555. Prove that you turn out solid gold 5 star parodies with everything you do. I'll wager you don't. Most of the braggarts who have such claims have author pages filled with 1s, 2s, 3s or mixed bag. Yes, I am a production machine that broke all records here, but I also have over 650 individual artists, have used a lot of unconventional materials, covered more music genres over a longer timespan, and have more diversified topics overall than writing of the mundane all the time. You can windbag all you want, but provide proof of claims. Until then you are nothing. A mouthpiece. A comments spammer.
Rob Arndt - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Btw, my encyclopedic knowledge spanning my thousands of parodies have intellectual value as well. Try to match me for that. You can't. That's my style.
Mr. Wonderful - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
You actually believe that the scores here are indicators of quality? Poor baby!
Jonathan - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
^ your screenname is Mr. Wonderful? my my, don't we have a high opinion of ourself? seriously, who cares if the comments are also used to make food/drink recommendations? particularly, when the parody itself IS food related? probably a Michelle Obama-type health nut, who believes that soda is an evil plan from satan to wipe out the human race! a lot of things, I never would've known about. if they weren't brought up here! (still looking for the Hostess Strawberry Cupcakes, but no luck thus far!) and for the record, this is Rob's comment thread, but even if it WERE mine, than that would be ALL THE MORE reason to discuss food! people can discuss whatever they like, so long as it's not attacking! (and before you try to call me out for "hypocrisy," I'm merely defending, after YOUR initial attacking comments!)
Joe Dirt - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Hostess has Strawberry Cupcakes? Dang!!!
Mr. Wonderful - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Jonathan, for your comment I give you a 4-5-5. Yes, a 4-5-5, just like all the other times I gave you a 4-5-5. I used to give you an automatic 5-5-5, but I had to concede that the pacing of your comments, especially in the grammar department, was a little off. Dreadfully sorry about my lapse in calling this your thread. Give me a 4-5-5. That's 4-5-5. Who loves you, you chubby Confederate rascal?
Response - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Whatever you say schwuchtel! Küss meinen Arsch!
Counter Response - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
No can do. There's a gockel in your arsch!

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