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Song Parodies -> "Fonz Not Cool"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Fonz Not Cool"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli had a dark side...
Fonz not cool,
Looked 'bout 30,
Picked up HS chicks at Arnold's- sleazy
Ralph and Potsie grudge,
His "Office" was the Restroom
Treated 'em like nerds, made 'em both fume

Fonz not cool,
Hit the jukebox most frequently
Bike he loved,
Upstairs had a garage bedroom,
Got a diploma by taking night school

Dropout, mechanic, acted like a tool
But "Eyy" thumbs-up, for the primp & preening fool

Who Scored...

Mrs. C adored... the knucklehead

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
I always thought Mr. C was the cool one! 5s
Rob Arndt - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Wasn't he the Grand Poobah at the Lodge? Yeah, Leopard Lodge No.462 of Milwaukee!!!
Larry Hensley - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Didn't watch it much, but cool parody though

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