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Song Parodies -> "Bathroom Clues"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Bathroom Clues"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Gender war in the bathroom...
Bathroom clues,
Toilet seat,
Keep it down if you damn well please
Guys don't want to budge,
Disrespect women is what they do,
Payback is no sex for you!

Bathroom clues,
The TP,
Over NOT under: way it should be
Dames don't want to budge,
Watch as the roll continues to unspool,
With guys this is really uncool

... but children and dogs love it!
Also, picking out bathroom tiles with a woman is frustrating.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Jonathan - January 05, 2017 - Report this comment
spent entirely too much time in the bathroom, when I got the SI swimsuit edition with Kate Upton on the cover, if you catch my drift! ...I had a roaring case of diarrhea that week! 5s
Larry Hensley - January 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Was an enjoyable read
Jennifer - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
My thing with bathrooms is the smell. People should use scented plugins to stay fresh. In my day were had to use Pine Sol or bleach.

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