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Song Parodies -> "Weird New Foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Weird New Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The latest...
Weird new foods,
Whipahol glee,
Alcoholic whipped cream for topping
Kumato fun,
From the Galapagos to you,
Brown fleshy tomatoes to drink and chew!

Weird new foods,
Perky Jerky,
Made with guarana, more healthy
Spray paint fun,
Esslack edible metallic German goo,
Gold and silver steaks, muffins, and fruits!

Question is... will Jonathan approve???

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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 5   13

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Jonathan - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
can't say if I approve or not, since I've never even heard of most of these! 5s
Larry Hensley - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Probably most of these would disagree with my stomach, but reading about them is fine, 5's

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