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Song Parodies -> "Bormann Too?"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Bormann Too?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The official story of Martin Bormann's death is cast into doubt according to declassified documents and eye witness sightings in Argentina as Simon Wiesenthal believed. He didn't die at Lehrter Station hit by Soviet artillery off a Tiger tank. His remains were NOT found by the Soviets and at Nuremberg, he was found guilty of war crimes in absentia as the hunt was on. The 1965 excavation recovered nothing, but in 1971 a second supposedly did which was backed by so-called DNA and then the body was cremated and the ashes disposed of over the Baltic. The series "Hunting Hitler" refutes that by pilot testimony that he was flown out of Berlin on April 29th with Hitler in a Ju-52 to Tonder, Denmark, then a switch to another transport to Spain, and U-boat trip to Argentina where multiple witnesses identify him postwar. It is suggested that after his death prior to 1971, that the remains were shipped back to West Germany and the second excavation was falsified. The body was destroyed, but a review indicated 1950s dentistry and no trauma wounds from artillery on the body. That's why they cremated him and dumped the ashes. Like Hitler and Eva, he made it out and died in Argentina.
Bormann too?
Party Secretary,
Didn't die by Red artillery
Not the truth,
Lehrter Station was a ruse,
He escaped in Hitler's Junkers 52!!!

Bormann too?
In Mesiones,
His chauffer has fond memories
He didn't budge,
Had Waffen SS protection too,
Died sometime before '72...

Body shipped to W Germany meant to confuse

Simon Wiesenthal knew the truth
I find it amazing that Hitler's pilot Baur was with Bormann's group but conveniently were separated and he got shot in the leg and taken to hospital where he was captured by the Soviets. There were no aircraft within Bormann's supposed route, so why did Baur go when he could have taken the under bunker exit to the U6 subway and either followed the side tunnel to Templehof or took Exit 5 to the Tiergarten and Hohenzollerndamm makeshift airstrip? He could have piloted any small aircraft out from April 29th to late April 30th!

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Jonathan - December 06, 2016 - Report this comment
not a bore, man! 455
TJC - December 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Very interesting historical backstory.
Rob Arndt - December 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!
Rob Arndt - January 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Further proof. When Bormann's body was located it was covered in red clay not native to Berlin or Germany! The "Hunting Hitler" team went to the South American gravesite and took soil samples in plain view. 100% match!!! No wonder the West German Govt. moved so fast to DNA test the body, cremate it, and get rid of the ashes over the Baltic. The official story is void and never made sense anyway. Nazi officials were leaving by Templehof until the last day (April 28/29). After that, by the Hohenzollerndamm airstrip. Their are eyewitness accounts of Bormann in Spain and S America postwar by a large number of credible witnesses including his adopted S American daughter! CIA, US Army, MI6, and S American declassified documents further prove this.

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