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Song Parodies -> "Vegans Screwed"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Vegans Screwed"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Inspired by Peter's comment on Animal fat in new £5 notes! Animal parts, fat, bone, etc... are used in many products most people use everyday. Chances are, Vegans are unaware of them all. Manufacturers hide contents under other base terms.
Vegans screwed,
In products, see?
Plastic bags, tires, glues, and Downy!!!
Don't show up as much,
Contents disguised and base terms used,
Hidden from the PETA view!
Vegans screwed,
So many things,
Biofuels, Fireworks, and for hygiene
Not labeled as such,
Like with toothpaste and shampoos,
Steriac acid, glycerin, animal bones used!
Oh yeah!
I'm so glad the Vegans get fooled!!!
In products, see?
Plastic bags, tires, glues, and Downy!!!
Don't show up as much,
Contents disguised and base terms used,
Hidden from the PETA view!
Vegans screwed,
So many things,
Biofuels, Fireworks, and for hygiene
Not labeled as such,
Like with toothpaste and shampoos,
Steriac acid, glycerin, animal bones used!
Oh yeah!
I'm so glad the Vegans get fooled!!!
White & brown sugar filtered through pure animal bone ash. Other products use steriac acid, biodiesel can be beef or chicken types, fabric softeners often use cattle, sheep, and horse products, toothpaste glycerin, shampoos use Panthenol, amino acids, and Vitamin B from animals. And there are many others. So PETA crazies and vegans end up using these things too.
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£5s all around for everybody (obviously, he-he).
well, Hot Dog! 455
How exactly would RBV know about anyone's health here? In fact, who's to say RBV is in excellent health? He/she could be posting from a hospital bed. Vegans get sick too and die of disease.
It's easy, "?". Some commenters explicitly write about their health. Others, like you, try to conceal their health problems, but inevitably fail. For example, it's clear that you are mentally ill.
Vegans never die. We return as compost.
PETA: Pretty Exasperating Thrombotic A*******!!!
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Everybody knows they can't change anything!
A: None. Everybody knows they can't change anything!
Vegans tend to look rather sickly. Are they even happy?
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