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Song Parodies -> "Love This Food"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Love This Food"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A bit morbid at the end...
Love this food,
So fatty,
Burger sandwiched between grilled cheese
Add bacon strip touch,
Cholesterol is not so good,
But what the hell? I am a dude!

Love this food,
More patties,
IN-N-OUT secret menu spree
Just a few more bucks,
4x4s are so damn good
I'll be in the hospital soon!!!


"Time of Death 10:29"

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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Jonathan - October 21, 2016 - Report this comment
to diet for, simply to diet for! 455. and by the way, speaking of food & drink not necessarily approved by some of the users on here, yesterday my brother & I went to Big Lots! where they, unfortunately, did not have the Teddy's Blue Raspberry Soda. However, as luck would have it, we later went to Albertson's. and they, DID indeed, have the soda! I bought two bottles, which have been chilling in the fridge since last night. so we haven't drank any yet, but I'll get back to you with our opinions once we have! also in the fridge, are two cartons of Southern Comfort Eggnog. which they apparently ALSO have at Albertson's! you know, I'm automatically attracted to eggnog, I just start buying it. It's like a magnet. Just buy, I don't even wait. And if you've got cash they let you buy it, you can buy anything. Grab them by the carton, you can buy anything.
Rob Arndt - October 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, glad you found the Teddy's soda. I think you'll like it. Please check the comments section because someone responded on one of my old eggnog parodies. Something about Silk Almond eggnog to which PS commented again! He brought your name up too...
Jonathan - October 21, 2016 - Report this comment
^ Rob, my brother & I just tried that Blue Raspberry Soda at dinner, and it was delicious! thanks for the recommendation! the only thing that disappointed me about it, was that my tongue didn't turn blue. (LOL!) and yeah, it looks like P(0)S is back to attacking us over what we drink. what's it their business? I don't drink alcohol, but you don't see me going around attacking those who do, do you? if they are not vegan they certainly could've fooled me. they seem to carry the whole vegan attitude of attacking anybody who doesn't do things THEIR way! (kind of like atheists do, now that I think of it!) and, as you said, their main argument against eggnog BOTH TIMES they complained, was about the eggs & dairy! hmm... and for the record, Public Service, if you happen to read this, my brother & I HAVE actually tried Silk Nog! not the Almond one mind you, but the one made of soymilk! and guess what? we liked it! just not as much as Southern Comfort! as Rob said, the keyword here is PREFERENCE! and if it makes you feel any better, the soymilk Silk Nog IS actually my brother's second favorite eggnog, but even he admits that Southern Comfort is the best!
Rob Arndt - October 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, Teddy's has 8 flavors. My stores only carry 3. Here is their site:
Public Service - October 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Where in my friendly and sincere public service messages have I attacked either of you, Jon and Rob? If you want to worry about about flatlining in a hospital bed because you're a good ol' bacon-stuffed dude like Chris Farley, I'll drink to that — but it won't be with a cup of eggnog made with diseased cow mucus. Btw, you might want to avoid your taste PREFERENCE (and crushing chest pain) and take your second taste choice for health reasons.
@P(O)S - October 22, 2016 - Report this comment
why don't you mind your own business it's not like anyone is pointing out your flaws or are you claiming perfect health now as well as a better diet
Hungry - October 22, 2016 - Report this comment
^^ dude is just trolling. I'm hungry for a triple cheeseburger right about now! PS isn't even a real man. I doubt dude even knows how to properly operate a grille. Go eat a spinach salad, you puss! The rest of us are partying, eating pizza, drinking cold brew, and nailin' babes. You know what you can do with your zucchini, pal. Up yours!
Get Real - October 22, 2016 - Report this comment
I suspect that a guy who bothers to look up soda ingredients online hasn't gotten laid anytime recently. The fact that he throws tantrums over holiday eggnog proves just how pathetic he really is. Forget Public Service, this guy is Mister Lame.
Public Service - October 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Mr. Cervix: My nutritionist mentioned the healthful ratio of ten women to each non-dairy eggnog-drinking male. I told him that would necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship... as far as men were concerned. My nutritionist agreed, hastening to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious service along these lines, as well as full-time proselytizing for kale, the women will have to rated as "10." As for your boredom with sex, have a shot of ACE K and call me in the morning.
Jonathan - October 22, 2016 - Report this comment
well, this spiralled out of control quickly, didn't it?
Rob Arndt - October 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, tune in Monday for a parody response!
Public Cervix - October 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Mein Fuhrer, I've been deleted!!
Public Cervix - October 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Take it easy, all. Just a reference to PS's Dr Strangelove reference. No insinuations intended.
Jonathan - October 23, 2016 - Report this comment
^^ will do, Rob!
Public Service - October 23, 2016 - Report this comment
That's right. Public Cervix's comment was deleted. As I recall, it was mildly sexual and it tweaked me a little, but whoever deleted it may have had an issue with a couple of South American beauty queens engaging in group sex. Egregious deletion. You shouldn't be able to call for a deletion for just any reason.
Excuse me for making a brief comment that's off the subject: You want to know what's rigged? LIFE!

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