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Song Parodies -> "Piece of Poo"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Piece of Poo"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Sometimes it just doesn't want to go down! True story...
Piece of poo,
Real clingy,
Flushed it times 1, 2, and 3
Toilet brush nudge,
Center of bowl should do,
Damn "floater' pops up AGAIN- got screwed!!!

Piece of poo,
So yucky,
Not something your guests want to see
Grabbed a glove,
Picked it up to remove,
Threw it outside with the doggie doo!!!

Yes, this incident is totally true!!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 11

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   7

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Reader - October 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Piece of poo.
Yech - October 17, 2016 - Report this comment
You're really scraping the bottom of the toilet. Give it a rest.
Jonathan - October 17, 2016 - Report this comment
sorry guys, but I'll have to disagree. toilet humor or "poo parodies" may not always be the funniest, and certainly aren't my cup of tea, but sometimes it's okay to be a little immature. also, it helps that I can relate to this one, in a way. not that I've had to take such drastic measures to flush, but my toilet lately has been acting up, to where it takes multiple flushes to get everything down! 455
Rob Arndt - October 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon. Since almost every high vet here has done toilet humor at some time, I don't consider it bottom of the barrel. Many toilet parodies have done very well; in this case a true story of a floater that wouldn't flush. Btw, the first comment was obvious and expected!
senilecu - August 15, 2018 - Report this comment
I have actually gone through this a few times in my house. I just don't know how to fix it! 555

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