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Song Parodies -> "Much to Choose"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Much to Choose"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A reply to a commentator who knocked what Jon and I drink...

Much to choose,
Starbuck's coffee,
Mochas, Frappes, Flat Whites, and Lattes
Coffee cake to munch,
Some locales, slice of tiramisu
Waiting for Affogatos* to be on the menu!

[Rob & Jon]

Much to choose,
Store shopping,
Holidays for eggnog drinking
Don't buy in a shop,
Southern Comfort we're in the mood
Two half gallons from Walmart will do!!!
* ice cream or vanilla gelato in a glass with hot espresso poured over it. A coffee dessert.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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 5   9

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Jonathan - October 13, 2016 - Report this comment
yeah I just left some responses on that other parody where we got knocked for drinking eggnog! "sigh" vegans seem to be the atheists of food & drink they act smug & superior and knock anybody who doesn't think THEIR way! 455
Public Service - October 13, 2016 - Report this comment
I even inspired a parody, weak though it is. I'm flattered.
@PmS - October 13, 2016 - Report this comment
^ more like flatulence!!!
Public Service - October 13, 2016 - Report this comment
^ Your comment makes no sense: "flatulence" does not match "flattered" grammatically. Try "flatulent," if you must. You can't one-up me, Rob. Don't even try. You're not in my league. Put on your Dr. Denton's, have an Oreo and a cup of eggnog, and go night-night.

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