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Song Parodies -> "Trump Anew?"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Trump Anew?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Despite the videos and debate, Trump lowers national point deficit from 11 pts to 9 pts. Can he rebound further? It's happened before...
Trump anew?
Unshackled, free,
Rid of Ryan, Priebus, GOP
He just won't budge,
Doesn't care about the news,
He's freestyling- his path to choose!

Trump anew?
Just like in his won Primary
Doesn't make a fuss,
Attack Hillary, stay on the move
27 Days for the people to choose...

A Wildcard vs a Status Quo Liar

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Candid - October 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Just another little trifle. Not amusing, inventive, entertaining, informative, new, etc. Shows minimal effort. Why bother at all?
Jonathan - October 12, 2016 - Report this comment
after this most recent debate I'm confident that Donald will Trump Killery and take the White House! but if not I'm moving to England! 455
P.S. on an unrelated note my brother and I were shopping at our Walmart last night and... it's baaaaaaack... oh yes that delicious Southern Comfort Eggnog! we bought two half gallons and immediately poured ourselves a glass when we got home man I LOVE this time of the year! I know you said something about your Walmart expecting to get the Eggnog around the 28th but who knows? maybe they've stocked it early! :)
Patrick - October 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Trump should stick to issues. Hillary is irrelevant if he chooses to make her so. When it comes to lies and dirty tricks, she is the tops at the trade. No way he can compete. On issues, she is a real loser. Don't take the bait. Stick to the facts and the policies you plan to institute. I'd hate to think that my ability to exercise my First and Second Amendment rights could hinge on some dirty words spoken on a bus 11 years ago.
Calm and Cool - October 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Jonathan: There are 453 calories in one 8 0z. glass of Southern Comfort Traditional Egg Nog. (I looked it up and did the necessary math.) That's about 20% of the recommended daily calorie intake. Consider also, that if you're obsessively freaking out over Hillary, your anxiety-ridden body is producing excess cortisol, which promotes the storage of belly fat.
Patrick: If you fear that President Hillary has the power and the desire to deprive you of freedom of speech and religion, and will confiscate your firearms, then you must have the world's most cortisol-fueled waistline. And the world's biggest and most active amygdala.
Rob Arndt - October 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Jon, I gotta call my Walmart immediately!
Public Service - October 12, 2016 - Report this comment
What is eggnog? It’s dairy from an unhealthy cow that has been fed GMO feed (most of you know how dangerous that is), antibiotics and hormones and has been stuck in a small chamber the majority of its life. These animals are not healthy and drinking their milk or eating their meat is just a way of passing those traits (and hormones, antibiotics, GMO feed) onto you and your gut. It’s eggs from a hen that has had the same life experience, an unhealthy animal that you do not want the eggs from. Last but not least it’s sugar, which contributes to disease, pain, inflammation, sickness, hampered immunity and so much more. When dairy and sugar are consumed together it is even more difficult for the body to digest.
Skip the eggnog, have some herbal tea or water… you’ll feel better and your stomach and body will thank you!
Rob Arndt - October 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, thanks for the news. Just picked up some SC eggnog and stopped by Grocery Outlet for some Teddy's Blue Raspberry Soda (26 oz)! Hey, the new red velvet Oreos are good too!
Public Service - October 12, 2016 - Report this comment
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't keep an ass from going for the eggnog.
Rob Arndt - October 13, 2016 - Report this comment
PS sounds a lot like Vegan Minstrel, but regardless, what business is it of his/her what Jon and I like to drink? I exercise everyday and drink over 3l of water. One cup a day of eggnog isn't gonna kill anyone. I shop at Sprouts as well as Walmart. Love power salads, veggie wraps, Chia drinks, and drink vanilla soy. Tried Flax milk recently too! I eat meat but actually have more variety than anything. Trying new foods and drinks is enjoyable. Most Vegans I know are miserable, chained to an obsession they barely manage. Btw, Vegans aren't immune to stress and disease, which kills them too. Perhaps Jon and I want to go out happy and full :))
Jonathan - October 13, 2016 - Report this comment
Calm And Cool: really? interesting I thought eggnog was nutritionally the same as eating a bowl of Kale huh you learn something new everyday < that was sarcasm by the way and maybe I don't want Hillary to win this election because a murderer isn't my first choice for president! even if Donald Trump said crude things 11 frickin' years ago it's small potatoes in comparison to the $#!^ the Clintons have pulled!
Public Service: Rob is right you sound like a bitter vegan thinking everybody else has to deprive themselves the wonder of eggnog just because YOU do! where I live eggnog is only available between the months of October and January and in that time frame I'm getting what I can!
Rob: No Prob Man! I was so happy to see SC at my Walmart I had to let you know in case they had it in your area too! I haven't been to Big Lots yet but when I DO go I'll be sure to check for that Blue Raspberry Soda! also much like you my brother & I exercise regularly and drink plenty of water & tea! we also love fruits & vegetables often snacking on a plate of carrot sticks sliced apple (Fuji is the best!) and cheese cubes! (uh-oh dairy! not vegan approved!) but we also like our junk food admittedly (Pizza Tacos Cheetos and the like) what of it? as you said better to go out happy & full! that Thanksgiving episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" even attests to that when Marie tries to make a "healthy" Thanksgiving Dinner using tofu and the like (screw that noise gimme turkey!) only to at the end eat the REAL stuff asking what the point of living longer is if you're miserable? very good question considering just how many vegans seem to be bitter life is short so enjoy it!
Public Service - October 13, 2016 - Report this comment
Jonathan, it's too bad you based your attack on me with the unwarranted assumption -- always following Rob's lead -- that I'm a vegan. I am not. I am a moderate consumer of grass-fed beef, free-range local chickens, their eggs, etc., etc. I am very happy with my delicious food choices. The very thought of Cheetos and the like makes me feel like barfing. Rob threw his junk food shopping (eggnog, Blue Raspberry soda, red velvet Oreos) in my face after I tried to provide information on the hazards of factory dairy products. Well, no good deed goes unpunished! There really was no need for you and Rob to regale me with lists of the healthful foods you eat. Jonathan, you recently described yourself as unmistakably fat. I believe Rob has health problems, too. Therefore, I offered a "public service." That's all she wrote.
Calm and Cool - October 13, 2016 - Report this comment
“And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything... Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.” Sorry, Jonathan, I don't want the guy who said that to be the face of the franchise. Russian psyops are salivating over the prospect of manipulating this sociopathic freak. Hence, their hacking of the Dem Party. BTW, relax and take a deep breath... Hillary isn't a $#!^ murderer.
Jonathan - October 13, 2016 - Report this comment
^ tell THAT to 4 dead Americans in Benghazi!
Calm and Cool - October 13, 2016 - Report this comment
I would, but tragically they're dead.

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