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Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another swipe at Veganism!
Outdoor flings,
Lots of red meat is sizzling
Vegans won't budge,
It's not their kind of food,
They prefer BLAT* and gross tofu!

Love protein,
The steaks stacked high for gobbling
Vegans eat sludge,
Quinoa and mixed cauliflower goo,
Curried squash and red lentil soup!

Angelina Jolie almost died of that vegan crap food
Low nutrition is no good...

[She went back to her nice, juicy steaks she loves. She also rejected trying to force-feed raw, uncooked vegetables to her children.]
*BLAT is Vegan substitute for BLT. It stands for vegan Bacon, Lettuce, Avocado, and Tomato. Vegan bacon (aka fakon) consists of bacon substitutes like coconut "meat" or seitan- gross!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - October 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Tasty parody! 455
Rob Arndt - October 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, I can't imagine you eating a BLAT anytime soon ;-)
Jonathan - October 07, 2016 - Report this comment
^ nope especially seeing as I don't really like avocado (unless it's in guacomole!) :)
Rob Arndt - October 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, I make a great 9 layer party dip. I too don't like avocados, but will use an avocado dip plus a few TBS of mayo to make a layer. I use a cake platter because it gets heaping by layer 9: vegetarian refried beans as base (30 oz), then 3 TBS mayo mixed with avocado dip (non-packet type) spread evenly, add green chilis and spread them out (4 oz can), add pitted olives to fill in gaps (3.25 oz can), add 1 large tomato diced, add 1diced medium sized onion (any color), sour cream spread evenly (16 oz) Monterey Jack cheese shredded to cover (1 package), Cheddar cheese shredded to top off (1 package). Cover with foil, put in refrigerator to solidify. Serves 4-6. Great with chips and sodas.
Jonathan - October 08, 2016 - Report this comment
^ hey thanks I may try that! as long as we're talking recipes here this is one my brother found online for easy-to-make peanut butter cookies! just copy & paste the link to your address bar:
Rob Arndt - October 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon :))

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