there was a bong, there was a light
there was some beer there on my right
There was some goodtimes there that night
and then there was weed

I didnt even pay you but I got the bestest dope (then there was weed)
You didnt need to do this, you know that I hope
then there was weeeeed

I'm in the basement of some guy i dont think i know
He's very fat
He's lighting up some ganj and offering some to you and to me
I try to take your joint away (and to me)
I try to make you look away

look away!
I don't have all damn day!

We don't have a stash in our sock drawers
aint got no hash in our houses at all, we swear
Now I'm passing out out on the fat guy's rug, i hope to god i dont swallow a

Bugging me to go on home before his parents get here
I grab the bottle on my right and take a drink of beer
So damn stoned I cant see straight or at all for that matter
I stumble out, I'm babbling I am mad as that hatter (and then there was weed)
I'd like to learn someday how to roll my own blunt (then there was weed)
so i aint gotta pull again this same old stunt (then there was weeeeed)
so if youre thinking about being a pothead it dont matter if your black or white
or ugly or pretty or living or dead or stupid or if youve got brains in your head
cause soon enough nothing you'll be but a motionless vegetable just like me

i like your cat