The boy works on the show, sweet Jimmy Pea
I saw him raising heck on my TV
It wasn’t long before I fell for him
So strangely beautiful, so tall and slim

James is blessed with eyes the color of the Texas sky
James bewitched me, I’m in love and I can tell you why
James, James…

I watched this indie film called Garden State
White knight in armor, my heart palpitates
He makes me feel like I’m thirteen again
I don’t care, I would still be Sheldon’s friend

James will tell you he doesn’t know the things of which he speaks
James, despite that, to see you is the highlight of my week
James, James…

I wrote a letter I was too shy to send away
I’ll never know him, but I wanna show him
I wish that I could just explain to James

The boy works on the show, sweet Jimmy Pea (I never miss his face on my TV)
I never miss his face on my TV (The boy works on the show, sweet Jimmy Pea)
I’d give up everything I own so he (I’d give up everything I own so he)
Could be the Sheldon next to my Penny (Could be the Sheldon next to…)

James, desired by the girls all over this God’s earth
James, I made a video to celebrate your birth
James, James…