Song Parodies -> "Kiss My Kofi Annan"

Original Song Title:

"Be My Yoko Ono"

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Original Performer:

"Kiss My Kofi Annan"

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The Lyrics

The Chinese recently named a certain product of theirs after Clinton and Lewinsky. I'm all in favor of naming certain commercial products after scoundrels and sleazy types, but in the case of the anti-semitic totalitarian wannabe Kofi Annan, I prefer to name a certain body part after him.

Well, if there's someone we can do without, it's Koji.
And if there's someone we should just throw out, that's Kofi.

You can kiss my Kofi Annan
When you're finished chewing on that Clinton.
Kiss my (kiss my) kiss my kiss my Kofi Annan.
Whoooa!

Isn't it hideous to see two people known for screwing?
Emperor's clothes reveal what we already knew they were doing.
One can't keep his pants up and the other one's a friend of dictators
One's a scheming lecher and the other one hangs with Jew-haters.

(You guys suck!)

You can kiss my Kofi Annan
If you store your Castros in Lewinsky
Kiss my (kiss my) kiss my kiss my Kofi Annan. (Kiss this, Kofi--)

Oh no, there you go, that jerk's one big word-play:
Oh no, there you go, as Clinton sings one:
[Yodeling]

Though some might tell me "Take a long walk off a short pier, and go swimmin'"
One is screwing half the world; the other one, just half of the world's women. (And don't forget Koji!)
(I mean) one hires those pedophiles and Koji, his kid grafter; well, *that's* a stroke of genius!
And the other is our very own President Penis.
(Doo doo doo doo doo!)
(Kiss it!)

You can kiss my Kofi Annan;
Get off your high horse, Kofi, and go home!
Kiss my (kiss my) kiss my kiss my Kofi Annan.
Whoooa!

Kiss my (kiss my) kiss my (kiss my) kiss my Kofi Annan.
Whoooa!
Kiss my (kiss my) kiss my (kiss my) kiss my Kofi Annan.
Whoooa!
Kiss my (kiss my) kiss my (kiss my) kiss my Kofi Annan.
Whoooa...

Yes, the U.N. is full of pedophiles: People who think these creeps ought to be telling us how to run our country can kiss my Kofi Annan too.

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