It's the perfect time of year, to go and drink all of your beer
Then I'd go and smoke some grass, and end up flat out on my ass
There's this hooker down the street, I brought her home for Mom to meet
I could bathe, but I don't care, I still won't wash my underwear

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I'm just a lazy bum who will always out of work, so I'll,
Lay around and smoke and cuss like a jerk, "cuz I'm
Someone that just doesn't give a rat's ass
You start to get upset and a little bit annoyed, when you,
Realize I'm a bastard you can't avoid, then you,
Try to figure out how long this will last

It's the perfect time of day, to go and spend your cash away
Take a piss right on your lawn, then run through with no clothes on
Do a dump right on your floor, and throw tomatoes at your door
Let some farts go in your room, then drink away the afternoon

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Punch me, punch me, "cuz I'm such, a creep
Please god, kill me, cuz' I'm such a creep

On an evening dumb as this, you can give my ass a kiss
Steal your car and run you down, and say your wife sleeps around
I can give you a buttfore, You just asked what a butt is for
I could leave, but don't want to, I'd rather be here bugging you

(Chorus)
Punch me, I'm someone who doesn't give a rat's ass
Punch me, trying to figure out how long this will last