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Song Parodies -> "One Week (GTA: San Andreas)"

Original Song Title:

"One Week"

Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"One Week (GTA: San Andreas)"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

A tribute to the greatest game known to man
It's been one week since I stole the car
Crashed it into a tree and didn't get far
Five days since I had four stars
Blew up three helicopters and two cop cars
Three days since I saw the moon
De-railed the train and did the yay-yay ka-boom
Yesterday I had territ'ry
But it'll still be two days 'til drug barons kill me

Hold your guns and take the 'hood, think
As the map turns pink
You'll think you're looking at a leader
I summon homies to the hotspots
Crew takes pot-shots
With our guns we're never lose a war
We even save the bleeders
Smoke, Ryder, Sweet and OG
I'm all like 'Oh jeez'
When he tries make some good raps
My crew are makin big hits
Big Smoke has man tits
We try to trust him but he back stabs
Gonna watch for catalina she's the queen
Of being mean you've seen her when she's peed
She's really not a nice gal
You see Big Smoke you're gonna choke coz he's a joke
A bloke who knows what he's done
And you thought he's a dope but he's a good pal

Can I help it if Halfpenny's cocky when he's mad
Tryin to stay out his way, but i've been bad
I'm the guy who does the sh*t for the big guys
Cesar telling me the traitors was a surprise
I have a tendecy of shooting people that I see
I have a history of dealing loads of dirt

It's been one week since that Wu Zi Mu
Came and told me he's blind I don't think it's true
Five days since I had the race
I've still got the red scratch marks on my face
It's been three days since left the aisle
Welcomed me into the badlands with a big smile
Yesterday I stashed all Truth's weed
But it'll still be two days still the cops come for me

Trickity-triads, the chinese trickin'
They have some big guns and they're pain inflictin'
Watching T-Bone like a sniper
You're a pied piper
For all the gangies, dudes and homies
Like Cesar and Sweet i'm having tantrums
I'm buying mansions
And Denise I try to satisfy
This game should be a hit film
And not a sh*t film
Coz the 80s one left me dry
Gonna get a massive club down at the pub
And in my hub i'll have to hope that homies
Know i'm out there watching
Gotta get in a Fortune and put on tunes this afternoon
Coz my homies want some decent tunes for riding

How can I help it if Halfpenny's bent and he's bad
Tryin' hard not to shoot him though i'm real mad
I'm the kind who drives a banged R Funeral
Can't understand what i've seen? You soon will
I have a tendecy to wear my clothes from Pro-Laps
I have a history of wearing several shirts

It's been one week since my hair was shaved
Played on Duality in my local arcade
Five days since the puncture wounds
I said Transfender mods up my cars but they're expensive too
Three days since that awful fight
Poor Catalina just wouldn't say I was right
Yesterday saw Keoki's
But it'll still be two days 'til i've got the money

Ridin' around Balla's hoods with my homies

Went to Fierro but nobody knows me

Go to the 'Stack coz i'm getting hungry

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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 2   2
 3   0
 4   4
 5   5

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Red Ant - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS on both, but I could follow the other one and thought it was funny as is this one.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Red Ant!
Blethar - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Good old San Andreas. But isn't it "Yay-Ka Boom Boom?"
Dumb Ass Kid - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Probably, but I needed to re-word it to fit in with TOS, which, by the way is really friggin' hard to parody due to the fact that he sings it at like 234mph! Thanx, Blethar
Matthias - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I give you 5,5,5 stars, better watch those cops.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Matthias
Charlie Decker - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
My SA file had an 85% completion percentage. I just had to do some annoying little things and that one freaking David Cross remote plane flying mission (I hate it I hate it I hate it!!!!!) to get 100%, when I got a freaking 'file corrupted' error. I'm going to start all over again one day, once I can boot up my PS2 without crying. Well done, by the way. The pacing is a bit off in some places, but don't mind me because the song is impossible and I am totally obsessive and anal when it comes to the Barenaked Ladies. Great job!
Rick C - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, DAK! I gave you 5s yesterday but, forgot to comment.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Charlie - 85%??? That puts me well to shame. I have found all the gang tags and photo ops, though! (hee hee, collecting is fun!) Thanx! ... Rick - Not a problem, thank you for your vote!
Stephen aka Step-chan - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I read it. I like it. 455. I not very familiar with GTA San Andreas except for reading about it in game magazines.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Steve!
Tak Fujiwara - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I love GTA! Thanks for the parody I loved it. If ya know the show Initial D the show I'm in then you'll know me. Guess what on google images I did an image search for Initial D and it showed GTA III for PS2 with a guy who stole my AE86 Trueno. Type in on Google Images "Initial D" (The quote marks aren't included.) and you should find it. In english the japanese letters say "FUJIWARA TOFU SHOP" then the parenthasis thing shows the motor or somethin'. I've got GTA III for PC Windows & Vice City for PS2. (YOU ROCK!)
Dumb Ass Kid - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks, Tak, I dunno what to say....except YOU ROCK TOO!
Tak Fujiwara - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Yer Welcome D.A.K. On GTA 3 I Like to shoot people's heads, legs, and arms off. GTA RULES!!!!!
Initial D fan - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
hey tak, i was wondering how u got the AE86 in GTA 3. is there a like mod i can dowload for it. i have it on my PS2 and i dunno if its possible. if it is can u please tell me.

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