Don't the hours grow shorter jumping giant bullets
You never get to stop and get some fries
One minute you're waiting for Bowser to fall
The next you're jarred by the landing of it all
Plumbers in a dangerous time
Plumbers in a dangerous time

This fragile Peach is Mario's date
Her fragrant skin her hair like lace
Pipes open, Mario walks a slower pace
Never a flower you can afford to waste

Plumbers in a dangerous time
Plumbers in a dangerous time
Plumbers in a dangerous time
Plumbers in a dangerous time
Plumbers in a dangerous time

When you're plumbers in a dangerous time
Sometimes you're made to feel as if there's too much crime
Nothing worth saving comes without a Koopa fight
Got to kick at Bowser 'til he bleeds Bud Light
When you're plumbers in a dangerous time
Plumbers in a dangerous time
Plumbers in a dangerous time
Plumbers in a dangerous time
Plumbers in a dangerous time

We were plumbers in a dangerous time
We were plumbers in a dangerous time