I was workin’ the park
My first day, couldn’t forget it
I was a park ranger
And my partner was a legend

As well pulled out
In the security vehicle
The Brothers were hustlin’ and hasslin’
All the other people

We stopped and said,
“Hey, continue with B-Ball,
or else you are ejected from the park-
Sheriff call!!!

Well, they laughed real hard
And said “F--k you rent-a-cops”
That’s when my partner Steven Johnson
Yelled at me- “STOP!!!”

I put it in reverse
Pulled right around
Then it became quiet
When Steve hit the ground

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Now Steve plays tough
Some say he’s crazy
When we eat at Hof Brau
He says “Don’t be stingy with the gravy”!!!
You should see
All the surprise looks he gets
‘Cause he’s dead serious and never forgets!!!

Well, the Brothers ran
in all directions
We found a gun in the trash
After a quick inspection

Guns, knives,
even a taser!
Put them in the truck
Gave some away later

Cited people for fishin’
Without a license (no common sense)
Told ‘em to throw ‘em back
They looked very incensed

Illegal BBQs”
Guy said, "Hey, it’s already lit”
"No problem" Steve said
Poured water over it
(Guy lost his mind, said Sh-t, sh-t, sh-t!!!)

Now Steve plays tough
Some say he’s crazy
When we eat at Hof Brau
He says “Don’t be stingy with the gravy”!!!
You should see
All the surprise looks he gets
‘Cause he’s dead serious and never forgets!!!

Another guy was drinkin’
Open container
We told him to get lost
We gave him a favor

45 minutes later
Guy slumped under a tree
Came back and grabbed that bottle
Poured out his Hennessy!!!

Then there are the dog walkers
Who never carry shovels nor bags
Fouling here and there, all over
At a public park this is a drag

Steve told ‘em
Pick it up or get cited
Some complied
Others tried to bribe him

Steve doesn’t like trouble
He gets the job done
He oversteps his authority
For him this is fun

Now Steve plays tough
Some say he’s crazy
When we eat at Hof Brau
He says “Don’t be stingy with the gravy”!!!
You should see
All the surprise looks he gets
‘Cause he’s dead serious and never forgets!!!

I looked at Steve
Took the bribe, thought he was crazy
Then I smiled, remembered, and said,
“Don’t be stingy with the gravy!!!”

He smiled and gave me some money!!!
A senior looked- Steve said, “Mind you business old lady!”