Even in my farts, I smell
Food I ate from Taco Bell
Deep within my bowels, I feel
Digesting's not going well
Sometimes I let one out
But you come
As nasty as this may sound
But you sniff it out
Real fast...baby
Quit tryin' to smell all my farts

(Quit tryin' to smell...) All my farts
(You're breaking up my heart...) All my farts
(Quit tryin' to smell...) All my farts
Spreading my butt-cheeks apart
(You know you gotta stop...) All my farts
(You're breaking up my heart...) All my farts
(Quit tryin' to smell...) All my farts

I spend my life, hiding
To try and keep you finding me
But still you do
Well, forget you
So why can't you leave me alone?
Sometimes I wish I could
Smell my farts
Impossible as it could be
'Cause you smell them first
No chance...for me
You better, Quit tryin' to smell all my farts

(Quit tryin' to smell...) All my farts
(You're breaking up my heart...) All my farts
(Quit tryin' to smell...) All my farts
Spreading my butt-cheeks apart
(You know you gotta stop...) All my farts
(You're breaking up my heart...) All my farts
(Quit tryin' to smell...) All my farts

Quit Smelling farts!
Baby, baby, the smell that came out was so strong
It'll be hangin' there forever
Oh Baby, baby, that doesn't smell right
I gotta stop this tonight

Baby, ooo, quit smelling farts
Nah nah nah nah nah nah--frrt
Nah nah nah nah nah nah--frrt
Nah nah nah nah--frrrrt

Someday I'll make a suit
That I'll wear
That can blow my farts to my nose
Then I'll laugh at you
Boo hoo...'Til then
You better, Quit tryin' to smell all my farts

(Quit tryin' to smell...) All my farts
(You're breaking up my heart...) All my farts
(Quit tryin' to smell...) All my farts
Spreading my butt-cheeks apart
(You know you gotta stop...) All my farts
(You're breaking up my heart...) All my farts
(Quit tryin' to smell...) All my farts

Quit smelling farts
Nah nah nah nah nah nah--frrt
Nah nah nah nah nah nah--frrt
Nah nah nah nah--frrrrt
Quit tryin' to smell all my farts
All my farts, all my farts
All my farts, all my farts