Song Parodies -> "Can't Get it Up Today"

Original Song Title:

"I Want it That Way"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Get it Up Today"

Parody Written by:

Beth =-)~

The Lyrics

You are, pathetic
worthy, of redicule
I believe, when you say,
can't get it up today

And we, have gone very far
but not all the way,
cause you say,
you can't get it up today

tell me why!
did nature really make that
tell me why
you're dick's so small and ain't even fat
tell me why
I always gotta hear you say,
can't get it up today

Am I unattractive
your one, pity case
cause I know,
you always say,
can't get it up today

tell me why
did nature really make that
tell me why
your dick's so small and ain't even fat
tell me why
I always gotta hear you say,
can't get it up today

And now I can see that you are punnier, then I even thought that a man could be, yeah.
no matter the implant I want you to know, won't feel that inside of me

you are pathetic, worthy of ridicule,
you are, you are,you are, you are
I always hear you say
can't get it up today
yes baby I want to play
but, I always gotta hear him say,
can't get it up today

I always gotta hear him say, can't get it up today

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