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Song Parodies -> "I've Never Been Gay"

Original Song Title:

"I Want It That Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"I've Never Been Gay"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Yeah

You need to know, Moe
That I'm no homo
Don't care what you say
I've never been gay

'Cause you keep hitting on me
So incessantly
It's not okay
'Cause I've never been gay

Tell me why
You think that I like man love
Tell me why
But dudes I'm not so fond of
Tell me why
How many times I have to say
That I've never been gay

I am a straight guy
And that is no lie
But you don't hear me say
That I've never been gay

Tell me why
You're giving me a headache
Tell me why
You're making such a mistake
Tell me why
How many times I have to say
I've never been gay

Now I can see that you just can't accept
That I just don't find you hot, no
You're still in denial
And I gotta say
You might think I'm gay....I'M NOT!

You need to know, Moe
I'm not a fruit, so
You know, you know, you need to know

Leave me alone now
You're giving me a headache
You're making such a mistake
You need to hear me say
How many times I gotta say
I've never been gay

Don't like guys
I've never been a homo
Don't like guys
That's something you should know, Moe
Don't like guys
So leave me well alone today
I've never been gay

Don't like guys
You're giving me a headache
You're making such a mistake
How many times I gotta say
I've never been gay

No, I've never been gay

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Rebekah Dub - January 19, 2012 - Report this comment
5's for you! The pacing is spot-on, and I found myself laughing the whole time. (Poor Moe though... but he'll understand eventually.)

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