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Song Parodies -> "I Want It My Way"

Original Song Title:

"I Want It That Way"

Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"I Want It My Way"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics


My gut's desire
Char-broiled. . on fire
Something that tastes great
Must make it my way

Yes I, am ready to start
It's bad for my heart
But I say
That I want it MY WAY

Order Now!
A Red Bull vodka milkshake
Order Now!
Onion Rings and a Raw Steak
Order Now!
Don't tell me that its too late!
Make it now MY WAY

Those fries-expired
Should be-retired
Know it blows-that's your fate
Cause I want it my way

Order now!
Two a[[;e pies on my tray
Order now!
No snot, or spit or hair spray
Order now!
With wing sauce and some Frosted Flakes
Cause I want it that way

I see you're fretting, you were from the start
Cause I asked for fried blueberries, yeah
Want something with substance
no tomatoes
I want the shoes off your feet!

What I require
My one desire
Is that
and that, and that, and THAT

Don't wanna hear you say
We cannot serve you bat wings
Sir, we are just a Burger King
(Don't wanna hear you say)
How dare you talk back, I'll be frank
(oh yeah)
I want it my way

Order now
Put crab meat on top my plate
Order now
A burger that's not cooked great
Order now
I never wanna hear you say
(You had better not say)
Can't do it your way
Order now
Meatloaf for this here trucker
Spam cooked by Tanya Tucker
Order now
I never wanna hear you say
(you had better not say it)
Can't make it your way
cause I want it my way
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Below Average Dave - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
a[[;e = apple
Wendy Christopher - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Back after a long absence - and a parody from you always makes my day, Dave! Another great job - Burger King's 'Have it your way' mantra has always amused me. I guess the marketing people who dreamed that up have never tried to get their burger from the average British Burger King joint... ;^)
Matthias - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I loved your take on Burger King. I would love to see you try to order some of these things.
Below Average Dave - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you Matty and Wendy
Agrimorfee - August 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(artistry) Paraphrasing Limp Bizkit here, your way or the highway...this was the funny way!
Blaydeman - August 30, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) OMG so funny. The items you tried to order were ridiculous. So funny. Other than a few pacing stumbles, AWESOME JOB!
Max Power - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Well who doesn't? I like mines burnt, 555 on the menu!
Rex - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Absolutely wacky...I wanna try an a[[;e pie too.
bobpiecheese - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Red Bull vodka milkshake...gotta remember to try that one day. That or get my brother to try it, he only has two tastebuds, I swears. Anyway, fantastic parody here, nothing like abusing loopholes, I must say. 555 for you!

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