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Song Parodies -> "Backside Boys"

Original Song Title:

"We've Got It Goin' On"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Backside Boys"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Everybody loves boy band music
What a silly scam!

Oi vey

Here it comes, the new song
Time to strut out on the floor
Flash it to the crowd now
It's time to start our little show
What these girlies wanna see
Damn, if they only knew
That our so-called band is plastic
Fake it!

Look on, our backsides' got it
The best side of our body
You spot it groovin' on, my dears
Rocks off, our backsides' got it
Get down and be a hottie
We'll keep this charade on for years

Of hotness I'm not bereft
Scream out loudly when I look at you
Honest truth I got flop sweat
Wish I could be over the border
Buff, enchanted, I'm just the right type
Blow you a kiss, I'm your White Knight
Gotta flaunt it, keep me out of debt
Backside's got no dermal defects

Yeah, you really gotta see
Moves my butt can do
I bend my heinie like elastic
Fling it!

Sho' nuff this backside's got it
Those tween girls gettin' dotty
We all got nothing on, my dears
Hang tough! Oops, New Kids dropped that
But who can tell exactly?
We'll keep this goin' on for years

We all got nothin' on my dears
(Oi vey!)
We all got nothin' on, my dears
(Oi vey!)

This is our butt moving song
But can't think of new words no more
(Can't think of words no more)
Gotta get me lyrics bro
Gotta get us through this show

Ham on, ham on!

If you got a booty then use it
Say Al-ee-kazam! (repeat continuously)

Ham on, this boy band's got it
Make Max the Swede much money
And he will roll in dough for years
But now our backsides, lost it
Be looking old and paunchy
Nostalgia goin' on for years

We all got nothin' on
Copyright 2011, Agrimorfee

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Matthias - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Loved your parody of the Backside Boys. This is probably our gayest round yet (and that's including the RuPaul round). (No offense to gay people).
Max Power - September 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Brokeback Boys anyone?
Rex - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) No problem, they can just put some cheek molds under their Dockers and keep on going.... "dermal defects", heh heh.
Blaydeman - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) OH SNAP! Awesomly funny!
bobpiecheese - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Everybody and their monkey's made fun of manufactured pop music, but I still liked this parody. Loved the last few lines, way to turn the whole parody on it's head, I love that kinda thing. 555!
Below Average Dave - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Have to say I was expecting something different based on the title (along the lines of where Max went in his comment). . .Matthias, you really feel the Backstreet Boys are more gay than RuPaul? That's funny, it may be true too though, as odd as it sounds, none of them are *officially* out of the closet. . .but there are way too many rumors and sightings for them to have no gay men among their set. . .plus they teamed up with New Kids on the Block. . .what else can I say. . .At any rate, this parody was different Agri, I don't have a strong opinion on it, but I liked it. . .
Annie - March 21, 2015 - Report this comment
LOL! Too funny :D And I'm a BSB fan (28 almost 29 now). I used to listen to their music constantly when I was 10-13 and then now only listen once in a while for nostalgia's sakes.
Agrimorfee - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey Annie, thanks! Do I know you personally? Just give me a hint that only you and I would know...
Annie - May 10, 2015 - Report this comment
You probably don't, but I've been on this site for 11 years haha. You wouldn't happen to be an Angry Grandpa ( Youtube personality) fan would you?
Max Power - January 12, 2017 - Report this comment
I think I should work on some BSB songs that no one had worked on for some reason. I mean WGIGO was lucky to have one parody made for it and it's the one you wrote. Guess the popular ones like "I Want it That Way" and "Quit Playing Game With My Heart" are among the go to ones it seems. Everytime I closed my eyes, I can see more being made one day.

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