Hey you there
you got a problem
you need to solve it
solve them all tonight
Cause the Kyle knight’s always right

Here is the lord your Jeremy Kyle
am gonna shout at you until that frown’s a smile
come on bark your problems Kyle Forbid
am gonna solve them all cause its for the kids

Can you solve my pregnancy
(yeah)
decide if I am straight or I am gay
(yeah)
I wank to Steven fry
(yeah)
I will be the saviour of you all
now whose the Kyle that you will call

Jeremy Kyle Yeah
He solve your problem
Cause he’s J Kyle yea
He won’t be emperor of all tonight
But he’s the king of all chavs that’s right

To all the Kyle wannabes who are all out there
you can give up now go home here is your bus fare
cause when there’s trouble only one man can solve them
Only the JK can heal all of these problems

Can you help make this trifle?
(yeah)
what’s better Torah or Bible?
(yeah)
Find where’s Wally’s gerbil
(yeah)
I will be the saviour of you all
now whose the Kyle that you will call

Jeremy Kyle Yeah
He solve your problem
Cause he’s J Kyle yea
He won’t be emperor of all tonight
But he’s the king of all chavs that’s right

(Ok mr kyle we are live in 5, 4, 3, 2, .......cancled)
They tried to pull me off the air
they turned to said that no one cares
I grabbed them all and then shouted
you have no idea who you are just trying to mess with

(Do you know who i am?
Do you know who i am?
DO You KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?)

I’m Jeremy Kyle Yeah
I solve your problem
Cause I’m J Kyle yea
I won’t be emperor of all tonight
But I’m king of my chavs

He’s Jeremy Kyle Yeah
He solve your problem
Cause he’s J Kyle yea
He won’t be emperor of all tonight
But he’s the king of all chavs that’s right