[Spoken:]
I want you... to want me... wait a minute, this ain't Cheap Trick, it must be...

Well I heard that
You're leaving me far behind
Honey, because you had found
A brand new lover
So you decided
That I'm not your kind
So I pulled your name right out
Of my rolodex

And I tore all of your pictures in two
And I also burned down the malt shop
Where we used to go, just
'cause it reminds me of you

I'll have to spend one more
Minute with you once again
I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
I'll have to spend one more
Minute with you once again
I'd rather get twenty-seven thousand paper cuts on my face

I guess I might
Seem kind of bitter now
I feel down in the dumps
But that's the way love goes baby, baby
I'm stranded all alone
At the gas station of love
And I have to use
The self-service pumps

I'll use my fork to rip
Out my intestines and then I'll watch you
Going out with other men
I'll slam my fingers in a door again and again

I'll have to spend one more
Minute with you once again
I'd rather have most of my blood sucked out by several leeches
I'll have to spend one more
Minute with you once again
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue

No way, Jose (I'll have to spend one more minute once again)
I swear (Oh I, oh I, I swear)
No way, Jose (I'll have to spend one more minute once again)
But...

I'll have to spend one more
Minute with you once again
I'd rather take all my clothes off and jump on a huge pile of thumbtacks
I'll have to spend one more
Minute with you once again
I'd rather dive into a pool full of double-edged razor blades
I'll have to spend one more
Minute with you once again