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Song Parodies -> "I Want An Ashtray"
Original Song Title:
"I Want It That Way"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Backstreet Boys
Parody Song Title:
"I Want An Ashtray"
Parody Written by:
Strange Chicken90
The Lyrics
In this age of lung cancer, Emphysema, and dodgey kebab sellers, i believe that we don't need patches or quit ads to stop smoking, but a good old fashioned parody about smoking... don't know if that'll stop the dodgey kebab sellers but as they cough their guts up on our food somewhere around there world... sit back and enjoy the brilliant yet rather corny "I want an ashtray"
Yeah
it is… on fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want an ashtray
But we are two steps apart
Can eat at your heart
won’t you say
That I want an ash tray
[Chorus:]
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a smoke hey
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a tooth decay
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you stray
when I want an ash tray
you got a lighter
just one to light her
Yes I know it's too late
But I want an ashtray
[Chorus]
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a smoke hey
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a tooth decay
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you stray
when I want an ash tray
Now I can see that we're failing our heart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the suspense
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me...
You are my fighter
don’t need a lighter
you are…
cure, cure, cure
Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a good smoke
Ain't nothin' but a good toke
(Don't wanna hear you stray)
I never wanna hear you stray
when I want an ashtray
lungs are tight
Ain't nothin' but the hard way
gonna die
Ain't nothin but some athsma spray
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you stray
(Don't wanna hear you stray mate)
I want an ashtray
I want an ashtray
it is… on fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want an ashtray
But we are two steps apart
Can eat at your heart
won’t you say
That I want an ash tray
[Chorus:]
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a smoke hey
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a tooth decay
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you stray
when I want an ash tray
you got a lighter
just one to light her
Yes I know it's too late
But I want an ashtray
[Chorus]
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a smoke hey
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a tooth decay
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you stray
when I want an ash tray
Now I can see that we're failing our heart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the suspense
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me...
You are my fighter
don’t need a lighter
you are…
cure, cure, cure
Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a good smoke
Ain't nothin' but a good toke
(Don't wanna hear you stray)
I never wanna hear you stray
when I want an ashtray
lungs are tight
Ain't nothin' but the hard way
gonna die
Ain't nothin but some athsma spray
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you stray
(Don't wanna hear you stray mate)
I want an ashtray
I want an ashtray
(c) Aaron Ducker 2008
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Dodgy kebab sellers? You've been playing RuneScape a bit too much, have you?
No Sir, never played nor heard of it at all... its just what you get from watching too many aussie panel shows and british sitcoms...
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