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Song Parodies -> "The Subway Song"

Original Song Title:

"I Want It That Way"

Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"The Subway Song"

Parody Written by:

Daniel L

The Lyrics

This song popped into my head one time and the only way to get it out was to write it down.
I don't eat wendy's.
Don't need Dairy queen.
I want to lose weight.

I'll eat at subway.
I don't need junk food.
I think that is crude.
I want to be healthy.
So I'll eat at subway.

{Don't need pie]
It only makes you gain weight.
{Don' t need fries]
They make me put on more face.
{I despise]
I don't need to eat more cake.
I'll eat at subway.

I should get thinner.
To be a winner.
Yes I do Still like kool aid.
But I do like subway.

{Tell you why}
I can't have lunch at wendy's
[tell you why]
I can't eat out at Burger king.
{Tell you why}
I'm starting my diet today
I'll just eat at sub way.

It is my own goal
To lose weight and then know
That subway was best for me.
I will have a good lunch
Lose weight yes a whole bunch
I prove that it is healthy.

I'll eat to good health.
I'll be in good wealth.
I'll eat,I'll eat, I'll eat, I'll eat.
This is to good health.

I can't Keeping gaining more weight.
Gets me fat and it is not great.
I'm starting a diet today.
I'll eat at subway.
{Can't deny}
I need to eat more healthy.
{Gonna try}
To work more and eat less these days.
{here is why]
I better stay in good shape.
I will eat at subway.
{Can't deny}
Junk food just makes me look fat.
{Can't deny]
I'm looking just like my cat.
{Here is why}
I can not keep on gaining weight.
I'll just eat at subway.

I'll eat at subway.
Makes you hungry doesn't it?

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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