Phone rings, girl picks up

Girl: Hello?"
AJ: Hi It's me what's up baby? I'm sorry listen i'm gonna be late tonight so
don't stay up and wait for me ok?
Girl: Where are you?
AJ: Wait wait, say that again?
Girl: Hello?
AJ: You're coming in and out i think my battery must be low. Listin if you
can hear me i'm takeing a crap in a stall nearby, alright? gotta go (click)

Let me tell you the story about the stall that changed my destiny
Me and my boys went out, just to end up in mysery
I was about to go home and there it came the feeling deep inside of me
And I, I had a little too many burritoes
one must have been tanted
I think i'm gonna throw up we'll see

Listen Baby i'm sorry
Just wanna tell you i'm hurling
I will be late, don't stay up, and wait for me
I'll stay in this stall until i blow
So you know, i'm goin to a stall nearby
I gotta go!

Now till it's done nothing's been fun
I can't take it back what's done is done
One of my friends warned me
not to eat the ones in the back
So now i'm paying for it with style

Listen Baby i'm sorry
Just wanna tell you i'm hurling
I'll say again i ate way too much
so you know, i'm goin to a stall nearby
I gotta go!

Let me tell you the story about the stall that changed my destiny
Me and my boys went out, just to end up in mysery
I was about to go home and there it came the feeling deep inside of me
Said I, its comming out both ends, good bye
Gotta Go!

Listen baby i'm sorry
Just wanna tell you i'm hurling
I will be late don't stay up and wait for me
I'll say again, I ate way to much
So you know i'm goin to a stall nearby
Gotta go!

Listen Baby i'm sorry
Just wanna tell you i'm hurling
I will be late don't stay up and wait for me
I'll say again, i ate way to much food
So you know, i'm goin to a stall nearby
I'm goin to a stall nearby
Gotta go!

(sound of phone hanging up)