(You hear Homer eating instead of crazed laughter)

Wanna know how big, know how much that you can weigh? All right
But let me tell you now, there are prices to pay, all right?

All of that fat causing danger to life

Chorus:
All you people can't you see can't you see
How your fat's affecting your reality
Every time you're down, up you cannot be
Well that's cause you're larger than me

Look in your direction and I see the blubber fly, aw, come on!
You could lose that cellulite that goes around your thighs, come on

All that cholesterol, harming your life

Chorus:

music pause

Doctor gets some very weak signs of life

Chorus

Every time you're down
Up you cannot be
Yeah, that's cause you're larger than me

Chorus; until 3rd line

That's cause you're large
Way too big, way too large, yeah
You're a lot larger than me