Look at this slice,
Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you say now my dinner’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think I'm a girl,
A girl who has pepperoni?
......Look at this stove,
Toppings untold,
How many toppings can one pizza hold?
Lookin' around here I think: "shit,
I’ll eat everything!"

I’ve got bread sticks and ranch sauce aplenty
I’ve got ham and pineapple galore.
You want white pizza sauce?
That stuff’s money…
But who cares,
No big deal,
I WANT MOOOOORE....

I wanna be where the pizza is
I wanna smell, wanna smell it cooking.
Load it up with three different kinds of…
…What’s it called again?
CHEEEEEEESE.....

Up where they sell, up where they slice
Up where that pizza just tastes so niiiiiice
Smiling with glee - wish I could be
EATING PIZZAAAA~

What would I give... if I could live in a pizza shop?
What would I pay... to spend a day in Dominos?
Betcha in there... they price it fair
Bet they don't... overprice their slices
Quality slices, at fairly low prices
I'm ready to EAAAAT!

And I don't know what to order on top
I'll ask my waitress questions and get some answers
What is this topping? And is it - what's the word?
SPICYYYYY?

Where is my food?
Wouldn't I love, love to see the pizza I've dreamed of?
It's on my table
Now I am able
To eat my pizzaaaaaaaaa......