[Spoken]
Hiya Biyu!
Hi Kang!
Want to ride in my Chery?
Sure Kang!
Jump in!

I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, Menu #1
I have dark brown hair, play ping pong everywhere
Overpopulation, in my old world nation!

Come on Biyu, let's play Lotto!

(Chorus)
I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Playing mahjong, gambling's not wrong
I don't wear underwear, squat pee everywhere
Martial arts cocky, you can't stop me

I'm Chinese, Asian girl, in a Caucasian world
Hacky sack for fun, work's never done, I do laundry

You're so small, Chinese doll, eat a bunch of egg rolls
Eat more rice, chicken fare,, fortune cookie

Like cleaning, movies, gambling...

(Chorus)

Come on Biyu, let's eat seafood
Ai ai ai yah.
Come on Biyu, play with your Yo-Yo
Ooh ooh

Love to cook, love to clean, I'm a working machine
I love kung-fu, furniture made of bamboo

Play badminton, play some pool, being Chinese is cool
Shop for wares, dye my hair, eat some tofu

I love satin, gardening, and chain smoking

(Chorus)

[Spoken]
But me some jewelry
Well Biyu, whatever suits you
Oh, I love you Kang!