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Song Parodies -> "Chinese Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Barbie Girl"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Chinese Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Adapted repost...
Hiya Biyu!
Hi Kang!
Want to ride in my Chery?
Sure Kang!
Jump in!

I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, Menu #1
I have dark brown hair, play ping pong everywhere
Overpopulation, in my old world nation!

Come on Biyu, let's play Lotto!

I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Playing mahjong, gambling's not wrong
I don't wear underwear, squat pee everywhere
Martial arts cocky, you can't stop me

I'm Chinese, Asian girl, in a Caucasian world
Hacky sack for fun, work's never done, I do laundry

You're so small, Chinese doll, eat a bunch of egg rolls
Eat more rice, chicken fare,, fortune cookie

Like cleaning, movies, gambling...


Come on Biyu, let's eat seafood
Ai ai ai yah.
Come on Biyu, play with your Yo-Yo
Ooh ooh

Love to cook, love to clean, I'm a working machine
I love kung-fu, furniture made of bamboo

Play badminton, play some pool, being Chinese is cool
Shop for wares, dye my hair, eat some tofu

I love satin, gardening, and chain smoking


But me some jewelry
Well Biyu, whatever suits you
Oh, I love you Kang!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 15

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 3   0
 4   1
 5   12

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Tse K. Lee - August 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Primitive, disgusting stereotype. Just what was to be expected from you.
Dirty White Boy - August 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Yes it is a primitive disgusting booger-brained stereotype, and the original song is irritating as can be to begin with. This parody absolutely SUCKS. You apparently have watched too many stereotypical s*** movies. You need to get a LIFE, mister.
Rob Arndt - August 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Opinions mean nothing to me. You both are petty trolls. Move on...

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