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Song Parodies -> "Muslim churl"

Original Song Title:

"Barbie Girl"

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Parody Song Title:

"Muslim churl"

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The Lyrics

You are not supposed to poke fun at religion but if some religions would police their own, perhaps there would be less parodies headed their way. (Hint: chopping off heads and saying your God is the only true God won't gain you any karma....)
Muslim churl

(Sung to 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)

Yo Ahmed!
Hey Daryut!
Do you want to kill some infidels?
Sure Daryut!
Weapon up!

I'm a Muslim churl, in a modern world
Explosive plastic, it's fantastic
Omniciding there, bodies everywhere
Life negation, miscegenation

Come Mahomet, spew some vomit!

I'm a Muslim churl, in a modern world
my peaceful hatred.. it's overated
Blow some limbs off there...pieces everywhere
Intoleration... our inspiration

My religion's from Mo amd I'm ready to go!
A hardcore and intolerant disciple...
Semtex here nails there and you best now beware..
I will send you to fiery halal!
You can die
be my slave
in the afterlife you infidel knave!

I'm a Muslim churl, in this modern world
as i kill more, more aid now for sure
The idots we fleece, as we sunder peace
We can hack it, such a racket

Come on Islam, mental logjam! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Muslims, ISIS dumdums! (Oh oh)
Come on fervent, peace to prevent! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on zeealots, recruit more helots! (Oh oh)

We will prate about peace while you are on your knees...
While we figure out new ways to get ya!
Hey there Mo you could go way too far (do you know)?
Then there'll be a new sun over Mecca!

You can die...
be my slave...
you're only infidels anyways...
Houris see...
all for me...
they're only women anyways...

Come on Islam, mental logjam! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Muslims, ISIS dumdums! (Oh oh)
Come on fervent, peace to prevent! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on zealots, recruit more helots! (Oh oh)

I'm a Muslim churl, in a modern world
i'm pyroclastic, it's fantastic
exploding here and there, corpses everywhere
Indignation .. misegenation

I'm a Muslim churl, in a modern world
Corpse spastic, it's so fantastic
Omniciders here.. run and shriek in fear
Over the borderline lacking a sane mind

Come on Abbas, be a wiseass! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Ahmadinejad! (Oh oh)
Come on Yasser, do some murder! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Khamenei, let's be zany! (Oh oh)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Daryut, we are just getting started
Oh, I love you Ahmed

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