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Song Parodies -> "Italian Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Barbie Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aqua

Parody Song Title:

"Italian Girl"

Parody Written by:

Arden Ockkerfuss

The Lyrics

Hi, Sofia
Hi, Lorenzo
Do you wanna go for a ride on my Ducati?
Sure, Lorenzo!
Jump on...

I'm an Italian girl living in a Catholic world
Wear too much make-up, my guy's a douchebag
Always eating here and there, my parent's, everywhere
Social integration, familia pontification
Come on, Sofia, to the pizzeria!

I'm an Italian girl living in a Catholic world
Wear too much make-up, my guy's a douchebag
Always eating here and there, my parent's, everywhere
Social integration, familia pontification

I'm a dull bimbo girl in a strict family world
Cook all the time, use more spice, have a cannoli
Love the Pope, Fiat jokes, all the grease hairs that stink
Lasagna plate, wine to drink, more spaghetti
Women gossip, smack away, wash the old man's drawers

(do what I'm told to do) [2x]

I'm an Italian girl living in a Catholic world
Wear too much make-up, my guy's a douchebag
Always eating here and there, my parent's, everywhere
Social integration, familia pontification

Come on, Sofia, my Ferrari is waitin'
(Italian datin')
Come on, Sofia, my pene is achin'
(I don't think Jesus would approve) [2x]
Come on, Sofia, Bella Donna
(No way, get away)
Come on, Sofia, let's make a bambino
(Up yours Lorenzo) [2x]

I can talk, take a walk, but won't bend at the knees
Madonna and Gaga went far, but they were into sleaze
Into sin, devil grins, but I'm not tarty
I'm not down, foolin' around, just look sexy
You can't touch, you can't play, my angry padre will make you pay
If you persist, he'll castrate you one day!

Damn, Sofia, you're so mean and
(need to find a purana)
Damn, Sofia, you're so mean, bad
(Scusami) [2x]
Damn, Sofia, you're so mean and
(need to find a purana)
Damn, Sofia, you're so mean, bad
(Scusami) [2x]

I'm an Italian girl living in a Catholic world
Wear too much make-up, my guy's a douchebag
Always eating here and there, my parent's, everywhere
Social integration, familia pontification

I'm an Italian girl living in a Catholic world
Wear too much make-up, my guy's a douchebag
Always eating here and there, my parent's, everywhere
Social integration, familia pontification

Come on, Sofia, my Mona Lisa
(Dio Mio!)
Come on, Sofia, per fevore
(Voglio urlare) [2x]
Come on, Sofia, non farmi prego
(Ha, ha, ha, ha!)
Come on, Sofia, scusami
(All'inferno con te) [2x]

Oh, Mass is so much fun
Well, Sofia, who needs you?
Get lost Lorenzo!
Un uomo reale รจ nella mafia!!!

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annimal - August 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Why use so much make up all the time?
ArO - August 24, 2016 - Report this comment
One of the 7 fundamental essentials of Italian beauty. Gotta have that hot Mediterranean look. Maybe I do fashion next, huh?
annimal - August 24, 2016 - Report this comment
go for it dude

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